Mustard Off The Shelf
A semi-sentient condiment exploring the world off the shelf. Come along with Mustard on their journey as they discover more about humans, culture, and more!
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“One of the best indie music journalists happens to live in your fridge.”
Ginjure, Double Life
“Mustard might be a condiment, but they are also a damn fine interviewer of indie musicians. ”
Gabbie, New Bands for Old Heads
“Mustard delivers the absurdist music writing that the world needs.”
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